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Graf Orlock "John McClane Holiday Shirt"

$10.00

OH SHIT. Do you remember that one time you came into town to visit your ex-wife at her holiday Christmas party, somewhere near the environs of Century City or so? Man, was that a hoot, chilling with Argyle in the limo, visiting the upper floor of Nakatomi Plaza, taking in the view. All it took was one crew of greedy paramilitaries to ruin the fun, but at least they took care of that coke head Harry Ellis, and Kristoff, Uli, and Franco weren't too happy about the outcome. Anyways, this classic T reminds you to always have a Beretta handy, and to enjoy what little time we have in these miserable "human conditions" called the holidays.

Pic 1: T
Pic 2: "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like"

Availability

  • small - 50% in stock
  • medium - 12% in stock
  • large - 33% in stock