Graf Orlock "Alien Powerloader"
$15.00
This is highly representative of the narrative twisting merch and songs from this trash can band. But imagine, Ripley shows up on LV-426 with the Weyland-Yutani crew to search out this obv blasted colony. Now consider for a moment the Xenomorph riding a powerloader, juicing the entire Space Marine squad in a few minutes and rolling credits. When intelligent life comes into contact with humans one day this is basically an analogue of the way shit is gonna go down. Luckily we will be star dust by then. Good'ay.