Graf Orlock "Ewok Victory over the Imperial Oppressor"

Jesus, we really went of the deep end here. Say what you will about these battle teddy bears, but when the shit really hit the fan and Endor was down for the guerrilla cause these little fuckers proved their asymmetrical military worth. Just think, you are an 18 year old imperial pube from the outer galaxy drafted as a no-aim, little value storm trooper, shipped from Deathstar training direct into the hostile jungles of rebel planets. Do you wait for the trees to attack or do you shoot yourself in the foot and ensure a trip home with benefits? You tell me.