Graf Orlock "Wolverines/Red Dawn"

Another insurgent based action film (see Ewoks) and the first PG-13 film during the wretched Reagan years of 1984. The reality is most people would just straight up die in this situation but this film allows fence-sitting agnostics and arm chair wieners to think otherwise. I'm surprised there has not been a resurgent interest in this film since the US is currently in a proxy war with Russia, betraying self-serving foreign policy and extensively funding the military industrial complex. This shirt glamorizes the idea of an 8 person, teenage rebel force taking on one of the binary global superpowers during the height of Cold War hostilities. Really, really unlikely, but sometimes a fun thought exercise. Jog on.